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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Tonight we had our annual Passover seder, and as usual we told silly Jewish jokes to help keep us going until we could eat.

What's the difference between matzoh and cardboard?

Cardboard doesn't leave crumbs on the carpet!

What did the seder plate say to the matzoh? Dinner's on me!

Hey, I didn't say they were good jokes. I found a "Bag of Plagues" which everybody enjoyed. And the matzoh ball soup was the best it's ever been! Now I am STUFFED. One thing about matzoh, it is very, er, filling. Anyone who eats enough of it learns the hard way the true meaning behind Moses's famous words: "Let my people go!" Hence the necessity of adding prunes to the Passover brisket.

Happy Passover!

2 comments:

Connecting Stories said...: LOL - Matzoh, the great constipator? I love matzoh mit schmeer(sp?) and it is my favorite snack, in season. This year I have been enjoying organic, whole grain matzoh from Whole Foods. It does leave crumbs and sure looks like cardboard, but it is yummy and has replaced my former fave, egg matzoh.; May 18, 2008 at 10:04 PM
Doria said...: Mmmm, schmeer! Yup, matzoh can really, er, block you up if you're not careful! My favorite way to enjoy it is with butter and cinnamon sugar.

Check out this recipe, looks good: http://www.mrbreakfast.com/superdisplay.asp?recipeid=1261; May 20, 2008 at 9:29 AM

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"Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters" by Jane Austen and Ben H. Winters

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My review

rating: 5 of 5 stars
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Favorite Stories I tell (believe me, this is only the tip of the iceberg)

Anansi and his 6 Talented Children (Ashanti: Ghana) - PreK + up
Appointment in Samarra (Iraq, Somerset Maugham) - 3rd + up
Argument Sticks (Iroquois) - 2nd + up
Bastianello + the Three Fools (Italian) - K + up
Freydis in Vinland (Norse) - 1st grade + up
Gawain, the Dwarf (Arthurian) PreK + up
Ghost Soup (India) - PreK + up
Grandmother Spider Brings the Light (Kiowa/Cherokee) - Pre-K + up
Gunnar the Troll (Norse) - K + up
Highland Cows in Skye (personal) - K + up
Hoichi Mimi-Nashi (Japanese) - 1st grade + up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anansi
The Bamboo-Cutter’s Tale/Kaguya-hime/Moon Princess (Japan) K + up
The Butterfly Friends - Nursery-PreK
The Butterfly Robe (Chinese) - PreK-2nd grade
The Cake Tree (Sri Lanka) - K + up
The Channukah Table (Jewish: Chelm) - K + up
The Chanukah Tree (Jewish: Chelm) - K + up
The Chenoo (Passamaquoddy/eastern Maine) - K + up
The Dagda + the 2nd Battle of Moytura (Irish) - adult only
The Dragon’s Pearl (Chinese) - K-2nd grade
The Dubner Magid + Ivan (Ukrainian Jewish) - 1st grade + up
The Fir Darrig and the Black Pudding (Irish) - K + up
The Forest Spirit (Arawak) - K + up
The Fraid (Jamaica) - K + up
The Frog Princess (Russia) - K + up
The Ghost in the Haunted Hotel Room (?) - K-3rd grade
The Gigantic Turnip (Russia) - PreK + up
The Guitar Player (USA) - K-3rd grade