What's the difference between matzoh and cardboard?
Cardboard doesn't leave crumbs on the carpet!
What did the seder plate say to the matzoh? Dinner's on me!
Hey, I didn't say they were good jokes. I found a "Bag of Plagues" which everybody enjoyed. And the matzoh ball soup was the best it's ever been! Now I am STUFFED. One thing about matzoh, it is very, er, filling. Anyone who eats enough of it learns the hard way the true meaning behind Moses's famous words: "Let my people go!" Hence the necessity of adding prunes to the Passover brisket.